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Great One Liners
Monday 15th, February
posted by: David Smith
I’m on the hunt for some great one liners for the PowerPoint notices each Sunday…
(You may have noticed them getting lamer each week!)
They need to be clean, funny and not derogatory. I know, that cuts out most of them!
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Here are some I haven’t used:
668: The Neighbour of the Beast.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and keep away from children.
Can you see my problem?
By David Smith on 15 Feb 2010
Holly’s wins for this week…
By David Smith on 18 Feb 2010